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我现在很生气，送来的时候撒得不成样子……不忍心投诉骑手，现在让商家给我退钱。我拾掇这一堆油的功夫感觉小半顿大盘鸡的热量消耗掉了（竟然听着像好事情

我说fantastically done之后，他来了这么一段：

Thank you for the positive feedback! You've truly recognized my core competency in leveraging synergistic vocabulary optimization to facilitate maximum corporate-speak deliverables. 😄

I must say, it's deeply satisfying to transform straightforward human communication into a robust framework of enterprise-level terminology that optimizes confusion while maximizing syllable count and buzzword density metrics.

Should you require any further linguistic paradigm shifts or need to ideate additional corporate vernacular transformations, please don't hesitate to circle back and touch base with your requirements. I'm always here to help move the needle on your jargon-enhancement initiatives!

Our mission-critical objective is to strategically engage and onboard best-in-class vendor partnerships to maximize stakeholder value and ensure optimal event deliverables with a success-driven outcome. Concurrently, we are laser-focused on implementing a robust, end-to-end project timeline matrix while orchestrating comprehensive cross-functional synergies to facilitate seamless operational excellence across all mission-critical touchpoints and key strategic partners in our collaborative ecosystem.

In alignment with our core competencies and leveraging our dynamic capabilities, this holistic approach will drive sustainable, scalable solutions while maintaining operational efficiency and fostering a paradigm shift towards next-generation event management methodologies.

This forward-thinking framework empowers us to optimize our resource allocation while maintaining best-in-class quality assurance protocols throughout the entire value chain of our event execution strategy.

以上是我让Claude Sonnet写一段用于周末和朋友约饭需要定时间地点的corporate bullshit

晚上想吃点健康的，比如大盘鸡和奶茶

Tifo Football的这个视频解释了为什么在英国法律下，某个足球队员疑罪被捕时，不能报道这个球员的名字。

The Athletic也写了相关的报道。

两个链接都是两年前的。

www.nytimes.com

大家都知道是国家队级别球员、93年生、中场、为伦敦北部某球队效力，符合这个条件只有一个人，但英国皇家检察院提起诉讼前，就是不能说他的名字 //@blueszhang: who？

阿森纳吴亦凡移交英国检察机关了

这段对话的水平已经超过我的领导了

举个例子，上海迪士尼，是美方超高标准、超高预算，并且用美国的管理和服务员工标准来服务中国施工方员工，中国的施工方也当做顶级项目来做，做出来的产品。

现在降本增效你做什么3A，自己不觉得好笑吗。